dorkly:

Nobody Suspects a Thing…
Rubber Psyducky, you’re the one.

dorkly:

Nobody Suspects a Thing…

Rubber Psyducky, you’re the one.

(Source: reddit.com, via collegehumor)

Am I finally cracking?

Ugh. I hate it. I try to be such a good person; I try to be understanding, patient, and accommodating. The only thing I expect in return is the same thing. I hate when people just look pass everything you’ve done for them. Like wtf?! The least you could really do is treat me nicely. I’ve been so calm and patient for too long. I feel like I’m going to burst and go crazy. Raaaaaa! It really annoys me how people just take their frustration, anger, or irritation on you. Geez I’m sorry, but you have to take care of that else where and not bring it upon me. I’ll be there to help but I’m not gonna keep taking the hits. I’m done with that. I know I shouldn’t really expect for anything back but I’m human and I’m just like anybody else, there are limits. Also if you’re gonna keep treating someone crappy, you don’t deserve their kindness. I am just gonna hope that you come to a realization. If not, then I’m just terribly sorry for you.

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

(via sleeplessmokeyes)

(Source: R2--D2, via trustoneself)


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Love Food? This blog is for you.

Love Food? This blog is for you.
ucresearch:

While walking around the Prelinger Archive in San Francisco we did and did not find this cat…

ucresearch:

While walking around the Prelinger Archive in San Francisco we did and did not find this cat…


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